On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love sent to me . . .
My true love’s name is Jackie and she helps to make me thin. She can help you too if you’ve emerged from the festive period with a belly like Santa’s or you’ve just been a fat, lardy git all along. She comes from Bury and she lives in Calne but she’s alright really.
Go on, drop her a line. This is she:
Independent Cambridge Weight Plan Consultant