Did you know that [counter] people have been having a skeg at my little autonomous region?


On the Twelfth Day of Christmas


On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love sent to me . . .

 A banquet in a sachet!


My true love’s name is Jackie and she helps to make me thin. She can help you too if you’ve emerged from the festive period with a belly like Santa’s or you’ve just been a fat, lardy git all along. She comes from Bury and she lives in Calne but she’s alright really.

Go on, drop her a line. This is she:

Jackie Beckett

Independent Cambridge Weight Plan Consultant


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