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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

05/01/2014

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love sent to me . . .

 A banquet in a sachet!

 

My true love’s name is Jackie and she helps to make me thin. She can help you too if you’ve emerged from the festive period with a belly like Santa’s or you’ve just been a fat, lardy git all along. She comes from Bury and she lives in Calne but she’s alright really.

Go on, drop her a line. This is she:

Jackie Beckett

Independent Cambridge Weight Plan Consultant

jackie4cambridge@yahoo.co.uk

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